Being the best right now doesn't do anything for my feathers.

I don't believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume you've changed because now you have money.

Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.

It's sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn't. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don't. When I come back, we'll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.

I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

The Big Cactus. I will stick you.