I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up.

I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.

I was like, 'Huh? You want my jersey?'

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model.

I'm known as The Big Baryshnikov.

As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.