I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.

I don't know how it is for you earthlings, but where I'm from, strength is mental.

My first movie. I think I won an Oscar for this.

I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.

You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't think Chris Dudley did that, and Mr. Smarty Pants went to Yale. Kobe doesn't hang out. He doesn't go to the clubs. He doesn't ride around. He doesn't put rims on his car. He's just him. He's a sophisticated kid. Damn mature for his age.