I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
It matters in a fatherly way.
Now I see why everybody who plays for him doesn't like him.
I wouldn't. I would just go home. I'd fake an injury or something.
Tell them it was a foul.