We're going to miss Damon. He was a great shooter. . . . He got what he wanted, but he gave up a lot. No more night life, no more warm weather and no more a lot of media attention. . . . I guess this was his first shot at getting something big. I guess he had to take it.

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.'

I don't know how it is for you earthlings, but where I'm from, strength is mental.

The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning

Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.