Now I see why everybody who plays for him doesn't like him.

Now I see why everybody who plays for him doesn't like him.

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.

Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.'

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

A writer from ESPN magazine once described me as the world's largest eleven-year-old. That's true. I ride my Sea-Doo jet ski, play putt-putt golf, go to water parks, and act silly. On the bottom floor of my house in Beverly Hills, I have video games, a pool table, a Pepsi machine, and all the things they have in arcades. I drive go-karts, at least the ones I can fit in. I karate-chop my friends when they come over, like the Kato dude in the Pink Panther movies.