There's no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.

There will be a report coming out, and my name will be on it.

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let them break us up and we can't break each other up.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter I'm going to come out and do what I do.

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.