My first movie. I think I won an Oscar for this.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

Incense. Books. Just weird.

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

The only person who can really motivate you is you.

One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was like, 'This is my wife. She wants to take a picture.' I'm like, 'Nice to meet you.' I smile into the camera, take the picture, and then feel guilty about dunking on him so many times.

I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.