If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.
Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'
It matters in a fatherly way.
The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
I painted my toenails before Dennis Rodman. One time at training camp, I stubbed my toe and the nail came loose. My mom gave me some toenail hardener, and I painted over it. I scored 40-something points that night, so it became a ritual. Paint my toenails, score 40 points.