I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

I have a lot left. There's only four or five good centers in the league and I'm in that number. ... I've been in it for 17 years but I've missed three years because of injury. If you do the math, I've still got three years left. You got that?

You're messing up my highlights.

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

I've been the type of person [and] the type of athlete, I don't like to be given anything. I like to earn.

My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it.