You're messing up my highlights.

The first three championships that I won, I won them. I had big numbers and I won them. And last year, the guys won it for me. They won it for the big guy. Numbers are overrated. There's a lot of guys in this league who can say they've got great numbers. But they can't say they've got four rings in the last six years.

If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.

We would love to have Gary down here. He's still tenacious on defense, and I know he still wants [a title]. And I'm the only guy in the world who can get him one.