I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

You like that analogy? That was pretty good?

Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.

My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover.

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.