The Big Cactus. I will stick you.

Pluto is not a planet, but I am.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

Some of my favorite songs--and I don't know if this is the right terminology--are white-boy classics.

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.

I don't see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.

It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.