He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

We have strict orders: If we talk about it we get fined $50,000.

I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat.

In junior high in Germany I fought kids all the time. I had such a bad temper, I almost got thrown out of school. A few lickings from my dad got me out of that scene. He wore me out with a paddle.

I never worry about the problem. I worry about the solution.