He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.

If he wants to get that next contract, he's going to have to go to the New York Athletic Club three times a day and just ride the bike.

I'm not really worried about my numbers now as a 36-year-old. I'm not trying to be the first, experimental case of a 36-year-older trying to maintain his numbers, especially when I'm on a team like this. Can I do the same stuff I could do when I was Amare's age? Of course not. I'm not going to even try. However, I feel that I'm the baddest 36-year-old out there.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.