I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing.

Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.

I think the new ball is terrible. It's the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It's terrible. It's like touching an exotic dancer and then going and touching a plastic blow-up doll. You know, it feels different.

There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade.

It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don't ask for a lot, but I demand my respect, especially from a guy like that.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

I have never been a shooter.