If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.

I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn't want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.

I'll just have to get it against my favorite team.

Their unselfishness, the way they play and their poise factor. When you never panic, that's a great sign.

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

It matters in a fatherly way.

I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.