If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.

The Big Cactus. I will stick you.

If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.

The Miami Heat has the best fans.

I don't get nervous in any situation. There's no such thing as nerves when you're playing games.

I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn't want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.