If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.

I'm one year older, one year sexier - one more, baby. For me, it's all about the bigger picture. We want to win the whole thing. We've got to beat whoever is in our way.

I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

Well, I don't remember all the names of all the clubs we went to

If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I'd probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one. Everything happens for a reason.

Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?