Once the Hack-a-Shaq works once, you know I'm going to see it again. The only thing worse for basketball than that defense is the Lack-a-Shaq offense, where I have to go to the bench because of foul trouble. There is no fun in that.

My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.

I make the game easy. Double and triple me, I'll kick it out to you for a wide-open shot. I'll add years to your career.

He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

If they want to play football, we can play football.

You have to foul me to stop me, period.