Once the Hack-a-Shaq works once, you know I'm going to see it again. The only thing worse for basketball than that defense is the Lack-a-Shaq offense, where I have to go to the bench because of foul trouble. There is no fun in that.

Get away from my house. What do you want?

I take it personal when people don't double me. It's against my religion not to double me. It upsets me. It makes me think they're saying to themselves I don't have it anymore.

Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.'

I'm like tax. You're going to pay one way or the other.

This is my disguise, but it doesn't work.

Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot.