The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.

Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.'

He could be dominant - if he played in the WNBA.

You like that analogy? That was pretty good?

I play against a front and a back every night, Ming does not have to do that, Duncan does not have to do that, Garnett doesn't do that. I am the only one that has to do that.

That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me - and that's all that matters.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.