Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me with that question today, buddy...I'm a veteran at this, buddy. Can't get that with me, buddy. Not today.

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

Now I see why everybody who plays for him doesn't like him.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.

I was like, 'Huh? You want my jersey?'