Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.

Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism.

I blame Riley for my broken thumb, not Matt Geiger. That ain't defense Miami is playing. That's just chopping. I have no idea how his team gets away with it. I guess when you've been in the league 30 years you can do it. Respect, he gets it - he's like John Gotti.

I am aware that most people only see me as Shaq... the guy on the court. But there is another side to who I am, Shaquille O'Neal. And Shaquille O'Neal wants to explore every part of life. He wants the opportunity to pursue all of his desires. That includes being a part of the music industry as an MC. Music is and will always be a part of who I am.

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.

If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys will feel about me.

It matters in a fatherly way.