This is my disguise, but it doesn't work.

I think it's a great city. I think it's a fabulous city. But in my young juvenile days, I was an idiot, and I bought 30 cars. And I need to drive those cars, and New York isn't really the place you can do that.

Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.

Jealous punks can't stop my dunks.

They are that same group, but I've got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I've got my own rivalristic problems in the Eastern Conference.

I'm pretty much able to play any style. I'm not here to demand 40 or 50 shots. But I would like 30.

I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running.