This is my disguise, but it doesn't work.

I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life.

If he wants to get that next contract, he's going to have to go to the New York Athletic Club three times a day and just ride the bike.

Get away from my house. What do you want?

I don't have to make a point. I'm George Bush. I'm the president. I built that arena, so I don't have to make a point.

You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn't matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It's not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.

He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't think Chris Dudley did that, and Mr. Smarty Pants went to Yale. Kobe doesn't hang out. He doesn't go to the clubs. He doesn't ride around. He doesn't put rims on his car. He's just him. He's a sophisticated kid. Damn mature for his age.