The first movie [Grown Ups], people loved it and we felt that there were so many characters and so many good comic situations that there was enough material leftover for us to do a sequel.

I'm a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.

Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'

It matters in a fatherly way.

Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.'

If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots.

I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn't want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.