I'm the LCL - the Last Center Left. I've been doing the same things for 13 years, but now they're flopping and falling, and the refs are falling for it, too.

No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren't too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.

It's hard to get up for a good high-school team like the Chicago Bulls.

I have a lot left. There's only four or five good centers in the league and I'm in that number. ... I've been in it for 17 years but I've missed three years because of injury. If you do the math, I've still got three years left. You got that?

I want to be known as 'The Big Shakespeare.' It was Shakespeare that said, 'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them.'

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!