I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.

We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don't need people to tell me that.

I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

They're going to come to me and they're going to say numbers for three years and I'm going to use my division and if it sounds good when I hear it, then I'll take it. But I'm not going to say I'll take less (than the max) . . . Put it this way. I won't take a BMW from somebody when I know I can get a Maybach from somewhere else.

I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.

Some of my favorite songs--and I don't know if this is the right terminology--are white-boy classics.