Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it.

I'm still here. I'm a force to be reckoned with... you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot. I'm ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I'm one and Tim Duncan is the other. Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I'm still the Shogun.

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.