Somebody out there was trying to use my language and trying to speak for me. Rather than have that happen, I thought I'd do it myself. It's a fun thing. It's a way for fans to connect.

In this millennium that we live in, the 'Hack-a-Shaq'has proven not to work. It might work a couple games every now and then, but when it comes to the playoffs or a championship series, it doesn't work - not at all.

We had more great times than bad times together, but they've moved on, I've moved on. I have a new team now and I have a new focus.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.

I don't have to make a point. I'm George Bush. I'm the president. I built that arena, so I don't have to make a point.

I was a medium-level juvenile delinquent from Newark who always dreamed about doing a movie. Someone said, 'Hey, here's $7 million, come in and do this genie movie.' What am I going to say, no? So I did it.

If you don't like me, there must be something wrong with you.