I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

We have strict orders: If we talk about it we get fined $50,000.

I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.

I want to be strong, dominant. Like Wilt Chamberlain.