I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

I don't really consider myself one of those superstars. I just consider myself a guy that was lucky enough to win the athletic lottery many times over.

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

Guys have made livings off me. Nick Anderson got a new contract. Travis Knight got a new contract off me. As a matter of fact, Derek Fisher called me yesterday to thank me. If you double me, I'm kicking out to Eddie, who's the best shooter in the East. Or I'm going to give it to Dwyane, or put it on the ground and come bang on you.

Being here feels like I'm out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.

I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.

My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it.