I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

For all my friends in the media who like quotes, mark this quote down. From this day on I'd like to be known as 'The Big Aristotle' because Aristotle once said, 'Excellence is not a singular act; it's a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.'

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren't too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

I'm not the one buying love. He's the one buying love.

They want to beat the Don Dadda. It means, 'The Man.'