I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

Pluto is not a planet, but I am.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

Incense. Books. Just weird.

Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.

I'm still the Dun Dada of all big men.