I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

I'm pretty much able to play any style. I'm not here to demand 40 or 50 shots. But I would like 30.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.

It's LeBron's team. He's the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I'm now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that's what I'm here to do.