I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.

I have never been a shooter.

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!