Men can not stand the explosive mixture of beauty and intelligence.

I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them so I can give them to other people who might want or need them, or who might want to have a conversation.

I failed at the biggest things there are in life. I failed in my health, I failed in my marriage, I failed in everything, and I've picked myself up and gone on.

I am big into aromatherapy.

A lot of people think that fame is the Band-Aid that cures their ills. I'm no kid, and I knew long before I got famous that wasn't the deal. I'm the court jester, not the queen.

I'm relentless. My mother says I could sell ice to the Eskimos.

I've really learned not to try to take responsibility for all things. And to keep my side of the street clean.