When you become famous you get to torture a higher class of man than before.

It seems to be unfathomable to people that I just happen to be 49 and look good. I am totally capable of accepting myself.

You can't treat an illness with cosmetic surgery, and that's why it would be great if there were qualified therapists in plastic surgeons' offices, and that people would go to a therapeutic meeting before plastic surgery. I think that should be part of the FDA requirement.

I've never been willing to lie about my age. Why on earth would I want to tell people I'm 35, which I'm not, and have them say, 'Oh that's nice,' when I could tell them I'm 47, which I am, and have them look at me and go, 'Whoa!'. I'm not afraid of aging. I stopped being afraid of life a long time ago.

Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

I did a guest appearance on The Practice and loved it.

Real happiness comes from inside. Nobody can give it to you.