It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

Life seems to be a choice between two wrong answers.

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Half magic is no magic at all.

Trying to act normal is the most unnatural behavior of all.

Cities are judged by their richest inhabitants and rural areas are judged

Boondocks' is simply the Tagalog word for mountains.