Lord knows, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true!

I am simply the very best sports entertainer

I'm a real American baby!

Actually, he said Mr. Shawn 'cause he knows better.

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

The showstopper! The icon! The main event!

HB-Shizzle's gonna be honest with ya, okay. To hit these bad boys, you have to have pinpoint accuracy.