I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics.
I am simply the very best sports entertainer
The showstopper! The icon! The main event!
Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!
I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!!
And when you're actually finally done, and you still got 5 pieces left over, all they wanna do is play with the box!