Sundays are terrible because it is clear that there is no one in charge of the world. And this knowledge leave you drifting around, grappling with unfulfilled expectations and vague yearnings.

You might not have thought it possible to give birth to others before one has given birth to oneself, but I assure you it is quite possible, it has been done; I offer myself in evidence as Exhibit A.

The freeway is the last frontier. It is unsurpassed as a training ground for the sharpening of survival skills.

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years.

Californians are good at planning for the earthquake, while simultaneously denying it will happen.

Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion.

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels.