Life is like a great jazz riff. You sense the end the very moment you were wanting it to go on forever.
Sheila BallantyneGhetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion.
Sheila BallantyneCalifornians are good at planning for the earthquake, while simultaneously denying it will happen.
Sheila BallantyneInner resources are like natural resources; they both dry up eventually when the demands on them are heavy.
Sheila Ballantyneeverything is ambiguous. It's exciting, in a way, if you can tolerate ambiguity. I can't, but I'm taking a course where it's taught, in the hope of acquiring the skill. It's called Modern Living, and you get no credit.
Sheila BallantyneThe trouble with going crazy is that you have to go around making it up to everyone afterwards. It seems they should be making something up to you.
Sheila BallantyneThere is no irritant as painful as an ace up your sleeve that you can never use; it's the kind of thing that causes oysters to produce pearls.
Sheila BallantyneYou might not have thought it possible to give birth to others before one has given birth to oneself, but I assure you it is quite possible, it has been done; I offer myself in evidence as Exhibit A.
Sheila BallantyneYou can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels.
Sheila BallantyneThe freeway is the last frontier. It is unsurpassed as a training ground for the sharpening of survival skills.
Sheila Ballantyne