Food, sex, and liquor create their own appetite.

I sometimes mistake my typewriter for my teeth, because the more I bite the more my column will be read.

be careful what you want, for you will get it.

Women without men are usually nervous. ... The important thing is to have a man, even if you just like him. Pleasing him, you will please yourself.

The youthful sparkle in Ronald Reagan's eyes is caused by his contact lenses, which he keeps highly polished.

Food, sex, and liquor create their own appetite.

Food is the most primitive form of comfort.