I sometimes mistake my typewriter for my teeth, because the more I bite the more my column will be read.

You never put off until tomorrow or even this afternoon what you can do this morning. Attack the objective when your desire is strongest.

I won't be remembered for my writing. I'll be remembered as Scott's mistress.

You just never know when you're going into eternity.

The youthful sparkle in Ronald Reagan's eyes is caused by his contact lenses, which he keeps highly polished.

be careful what you want, for you will get it.

Food, sex, and liquor create their own appetite.