There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.

would you like to hear the night i bravely fought the- no? alright

And the boy loved the tree.......very much. And the tree was happy.

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

To me, freedom entitles you to do something, not to not do something.

We can't hold hands― Someone might see. Won't you please Hold toes with me?

The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do that too." The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants." I do that too," laughed the little old man. Said the little boy, "I often cry." The old man nodded, "So do I." But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems Grown-ups don't pay attention to me." And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand. I know what you mean," said the little old man.