A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man

You can remember the second and the third and the fourth time, but there's no time like the first. It's always there.

Life is a game - sometimes serious, sometimes fun - but a game that must be played with true team spirit.

Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.

Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old.

I have heard people say that they drink to forget their sorrows but the more I drink the more sorrows I collect

My usual self is a very unusual self.