Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old.

Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old.

There aren't enough secrets to go round anymore. Some spies are having to invent secrets in order to earn a living.

I’m not afraid of the darkness outside. It’s the darkness inside houses I don’t like.

Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.

[On England:] In this country there are only two seasons, winter and winter.

I have heard people say that they drink to forget their sorrows but the more I drink the more sorrows I collect