Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.
[On England:] In this country there are only two seasons, winter and winter.
Anything's hard to find if you go around looking for it with your eyes shut.
Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old.
I have heard people say that they drink to forget their sorrows but the more I drink the more sorrows I collect
Life is a game - sometimes serious, sometimes fun - but a game that must be played with true team spirit.