My whole act is confession.

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop.

Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He got caught in a storm with a bunch of samples in his arms.

Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love.