If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?' And eventually he dies of thirst.

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.

Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.

Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love.

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.