A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's.

The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.

We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture.