I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.
Now that I'm over sixty, I'm veering toward respectability.
I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.
I was so cold I almost got married.
The trouble with marrying an actor is they grab you in their arms, hold you close and tell you how wonderful they are.
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.