I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.

Where do you go to get anorexia?

sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.