Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Life is a constant process of change, for better or worse.
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.
Where do you go to get anorexia?