Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Where do you go to get anorexia?

I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.

art is exposure. And until you've developed a degree of maturity to handle that knowledge, you are revealing what other people keep hidden.

If a play is good and you're effective in it, you suddenly hear a silence that is loud, and that moment makes the whole schmageggy business of an actor or an actress worthwhile, because you suddenly know that they are human beings like you, who are receiving something from you.