I was so cold I almost got married.
Stardom can be very destructive - particularly if you believe in it.
Life is a constant process of change, for better or worse.
sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.
I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.
You have a lot of friends who love you dearly and you don't know who they are.