If it wasn't for my trainer - who comes looking for me three times a week before 7 A.M. - I wouldn't get my butt out of bed and into the gym. There are many mornings when I think about faking a sprained ankle, but I just put it out of my head and make myself go.

When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet.

A lot of people say it's cathartic to cook, and I'm like, 'How is it cathartic washing all these dishes?'

My priority is my son and my husband, and I have a lot of spinning plates, so I try to make sure they're not one of them.

I do a lot of stairs, a lot of planks, a lot of squats, a lot of treadmill, a lot of screaming - and I do it four times a week.

I can't swim and I'm terrified of drowning, but I still love being by water - just not in it.

I was taught not to confront and interrupt people, but that's what I do every day on 'The View.'