But this…this kid wasn’t dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba) Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick)

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.

Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian)

But sooner or later, no matter who you are, life uses everyone as its whipping boy.

I was first published as a paranormal author back in the early 1990s. I was one of the founders of that original wave of paranormal and am the leader of the new wave of paranormal that started at the beginning of this century.

Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates.

You should be more careful. You could have broken your neck or as big as you are landed on someone and killed them. (Tory)