You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.

It is of infinite importance to the public that the acts of magistrates should not only be substantially good, but also that they should be decorous.

Rule One, boy: shoot first then ask questions Rulw Two, Double tap just for good measure. Better safe then sorry. -Bubba

I should have thought of this years ago. But that was the problem with being sane. Sane people played by the rules. They looked for rational explanations and solutions in an insane universe.

Please tell me the cave just had a little indigestion. (Kat)

I assure you he died screaming like a girl. (Daimon) Oh, I am so offended by that. What is the deal with that sexist statement? I’m a female and I don’t scream. But I’ve killed many a male Daimon who did. (Danger)

Modus in rebus there must be an end of things.